Bikes are excellent tools for public health initiatives. Bikes can keep you in shape, out in nature, and your mood inflated to an all time high. However, bicycles and motorcycles make pretty lousy vehicles for transporting stuff. Still, that never stopped the following 18 people. Listed below are 18 people on bikes who are hauling things you just wouldn’t believe.
Riding With Your Girl
Even if your ‘girl’ is just your house cat. We’ve seen some pretty whacky things while out driving but this has to take the cake. We can’t get our cat to sit still for a bath so we don’t know how this biker got his feline friend to ride a motorcycle.
Plantain Hauling Vehicle
There isn’t enough public health information out there detailing how good plantains can be for your body. We have a feeling that this duo know the benefits of the delicious fruit. What you see here is a pair of hard working men working for every cent that they earn.
Sand Shark Delivery Service
There is going to be a point in your life when you will need to haul a sand shark across land. Right? Well, probably not. These sharks are found all over the globe in both tropical and temperate waters. You might also know them as sand tiger sharks. In any event, refrain from hauling them on your bike — leave ’em in the ocean!
The Egg Man
Paging Frank Reynolds, the egg man is in town. We are scared enough hauling a carton of eggs to the check out lane at the grocery store. We can’t imagine the anxiety that would come with strapping roughly 100,000 of these eggs to your body for a ride on a tiny motorcycle. Did you know that eggs are good for you again? Check your trusted medical web sites of choice. Good on this dude for delivering them.
Prep the Kegger
We’ve all been to that one rager but we never really saw how it got put together — right? At the heart of every party is a good who defied all health information in order to strap three kegs to his motorcycle in order to fuel the Friday night. We salute that man.
A Holy Ride
You could say that Buddha is a pretty big deal in some parts of the world. This person seems really stoked to be transporting an entire bike full of the ornate statues. This has to be the luckiest vehicle on the road. Actually, we legitimately have no idea if Buddha statues bring good luck. It’s probably bad luck to crash an entire motorcycle loaded down with them. So, yeah, at least we know that much.
Feel the Breeze
We’ve all had our own share of happy moments where the world seems to be going the way that we want it. Still, we’ve never been as happy as this dog though. If sticking your head out the window is a good time as a dog, then what does it feel like to ride on a motorcycle?
Not a Helmet
This dude is either on the way to or on the way from the set of a Jackie Chan movie. Well, he also might be, like, really into chairs. Either way this doesn’t count as a helmet and we’re pretty sure no amount of slurred mumbling will convince a police officer that this is totally on the up and up.
We saw a gentleman on a bike hauling around cases of eggs and now we go one step further. We can’t say that these chicken are excited about being hauled like this but they sure must realize that it is pretty darn efficient. We wouldn’t want to be the car behind this bike, the trail of bird droppings would be quite disgusting.
Add to the fact that the Earth itself is a giant, spinning transportation device and you’ve got something real deep going on here. We’ve got to assume that his other bike broke down and this was the best way to solve the problem. This also seems like a great way to break your other bike. Oh well. Wait a minute, we just realized that there is only one rider here. Where is the other guy? The plot only seems to thicken.
Is this really the best way to haul things around? We certainly don’t think so. Haven’t these people ever heard of semi’s, trucks, or anything other than a bike and a cart?
This is one way to transport some of the bricks you need to build your house with. But think of all the trips you’re going to need to make. We’re gonna go ahead and file this under the public health hazard section on the important medical web sites.
Right on Time
Of course the best way to haul around your priceless antiques is by strapping them to your scooter. There is nothing that could possibly go wrong in this situation. Gigantic clocks are notoriously stable and capable of handling falls from moving vehicles. This image is guaranteed to give just about any antique collector a mini heart attack.
Taking the Trash
We have come to the point where hanging a an air fresher from your mirror is no longer going to do the job. We’re impressed that this dude is committed to taking out his garbage. We are a little suspicious as to why he’s taking it all at once. There’s absolutely nothing sketchy about this at all.
What is it with these gravity defying bike carriers over seas? These guys are are a threat to truck drivers everywhere. Seriously, the storage per square foot is getting pretty ridiculous. If this guy does happen to tip over he has an instant pool party going for him which is pretty cool.
Pots and Pans
Couple of things going on here. First, how in the world are those pots and pans this shiny? Secondly, that has to be the loudest and most annoying vehicle in the history of the world.
Not sure why the need to haul around broken down cardboard boxes fell upon this man but okay then. Is he on a deadline to get this to a paper company? We have no idea.
When he kept calling his motorcycle his ‘throne’ we thought he may have been joking — at least a little bit. Now you can stay on the road for the long haul on your bike because you don’t have to pull over to use a toilet. Uhh…