Just Do It
What was Natalie to think when she saw the rock face-up on her desk? Any curious office worker would turn it over. Moral of the story, don’t ever do what a rock tells you to do.
When Life Gives You Lemons
Who said that working in an office is boring? It definitely boosts a person’s creativity. So when a glass of wine spilled on the carpet, a little creative tweaking made the stain a little more bearable and whole lot more adorable.
Stop Asking
Andrew got sick and tired of everyone asking him where Ed was. It’s a good thing Andrew had an online degree in flowchart building.
Paleontology Department
Once a year the paleontology department members are allowed to come to work wearing whatever they want. Can you imagine the surprise on Dylan’s face when he found that Marjorie, Jonathan, Alexis and Eddy all came wearing the same outfit!
Online Degree Job
What jobs can you get by attaining an online degree? Well, the answer is many jobs, and one of them just happens to be “elastic-solar-system-builder”. The job is self-created, but it takes someone else to get you fired from it.
Parking Ticket
Jerry thought it was a nice gesture to give a matchbox car as a gift to one of his colleagues. He must have put it in the spot where she eats her morning cereal, because when he came back to check on it, he found it with a parking ticket.
Casual Friday
Where do the Power Rangers meet? Why, they meet in the conference room on the third floor every Friday. What do they do there? Well that we don’t know, but it sure looks mysterious.
They Scare Easily
Just in case you didn’t know, programmers scare very easily. The result of you storming into their office unannounced can result in serious danger to your safety.
Bored Board
Someone at the office is really bored… really, REALLY bored. After all this time I thought that I was the king of puns.
Yes You Can
Listen, I’m all for people choosing their partners, male or female, I’ve got no issues. But don’t you think this is going a little too far? I mean, dating cans? Where would you even find them? On Tinder?
Sofa So Good
“How’s your new job?” They asked the Dachshund. “Well, I’ve got a cushy job. Sofa so good,” he answered. Can we all agree that offices with dogs are all the more happy?
Natural Disaster
While governments around the world are working on creating technologically advanced instruments to detect earthquakes, there is a group of post-grad students who attained an online degree in googly eyes. Their work is remarkable, and cost effective too.
Genius
You get smart, and then you get genius-grade smart! Everyone walked past Jenny’s office and saw her hard at work, they didn’t want to disturb her. “My gosh Jenny, how much do you work?”
The Ben’s Room
Being the only male in an all-female office has some very unexpected benefits. One of those benefits is having your own bathroom. Luckily for this dude, his name is “Ben”; had it been Tom it might not have panned out this way. “I’m going to the ‘Tomen'”… no!
Millennials
We wouldn’t be surprised today in the case of a fire, if employees started Tweeting about it. “OMG! Fire at the office! #noworkwednesday #officelife #wesurvived”
Get The Hint
It was a daily occurrence that Shaun’s colleagues told him that his breath smelled bad. But Shaun didn’t ever take their remarks seriously… that was until he walked into the office on Monday morning. One hundred cups of Listerine kind of gets the message across.
Fish In A Drawer
If you work in a cubicle you don’t have too much space for yourself, and certainly not for a fish tank. But if you’re a creative genius, there’s no way of stopping you from getting what you want.
Pretty Simple
Is this the simplest flow chart ever made for the office? Aside from it being very easy to understand, how necessary is it for an office? We’d say pretty darn necessary.
No Work And All Play
Someone had this brilliant idea for a prank, turning the office into a giant ball pit. However, whether they intended it or not, all the employees were actually pretty amused with the new additions to the office. They were able to enjoy their time at the office…and even get a little bit of work done!
Got That Raise
Stanley had been asking for a raise for nearly two months already and he was about to get it. It sucks when your boss has a darker sense of humor than you do. With all due respect, he did get that raise in the end.
Saying Goodbye
Saying goodbye to someone you like or love is never easy, and sometimes it’s hard not to be awkward about it. Apparently.
He Really Tried
No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn’t go a single day without being sarcastic. The team at the office did commend him for trying, though.
Deep Stuff
Every office has its Plato. Even in the mundane office we can find sparks of deep philosophy, we just need to know where to look. Sometimes it’s written right in front of your eyes… on the printer.
Just Genius
Not only is the person who did this absolutely hilarious, they also happen to be a genius! The crazy thing about this is that it apparently gets updated every single day.
Food With Names
If you didn’t just laugh out loud then maybe this article isn’t for you. Heck, I’ve been eating yogurts named Elizabeth the whole week!
Not Fazed
Perhaps one meeting could solve this whole issue, but then again notes on the fridge are a lot funnier. Some poor guy is sick and tired of eating the same food every day. Please change it up, people.
Some Logic
Now here’s one for management to think over. Why on Earth would you have two microwaves if you can’t use them simultaneously? Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of having a second one?
Her Birthday
I’ve got a question for you: Do you think they remembered that it was Sarah’s birthday? Guess what they got her as a gift? You guessed it! Her cubicle! Woohoo, Sarah!
There Are No Winners
That’s what you get. Unfortunately from this point on no-one gets to use that bottle of barbecue sauce. Chances are that the bottle will stay in the fridge for months and months without anybody touching it.
Dreams Come True
Since he was a little kid, he just wanted a birthday with a ball pit. On his 27th birthday he eventually got it, but since he didn’t have any vacation days left…
Think They Noticed?
“I’m sure if I take just one no-one will notice. Especially if it’s the middle one. Better yet, I’ll just craft one up that will make it look the same.”
A Couple Of Reminders
What it feels like when your boss tells you that you don’t need a notepad in the meeting. “Here, just use a Post-It,” he said. “Take another one if you need,” he said.
Office Fitness
It was going to cost the company an extra $200 to get a mover, so he thought why not do it himself. His online degree in fitness touched base on keeping fit in the office.
Don’t Worry, Be Happy
Why not make light out of a troublesome situation? This is pretty funny, what’d Jamaica’ta this? Ehem… moving along swiftly now.
This Is The Present
You know, you would think that finding your cubicle filled with gifts would be the best bit of a birthday. But when one of your co-workers has acquired an online degree in gift wrapping, perhaps you didn’t get any actual presents.
Crime Scene
Who has been watching too much CSI: Miami? We definitely have to give credit to the employees who pulled this off, because it looks quite legit!
Keep Off The Grass
John didn’t realize how long he had spaced out. Wow, it really is possible to watch grass grow when you’re bored.
Are You Dave?
It was the best day Dave ever had at his 10-year job. Someone kept leaving him gifts, and they even went to the trouble of making sure no-one else got their hands on his grub.
Lonely Lenny
Lenny wasn’t much of a socialite, so he found a way to keep himself all to himself. One 6-month online degree in office interior design and he was set.
No Free Time
We all know that one person who does nothing but work. That workaholic hardly has any time to take care of other… really important business.
His Biggest Fan
There’s always the risk of leaving the office to go on vacation. When Glenn came back from Indonesia, this is what his cubicle was filled with. Who needs a mirror when you can see yourself at every turn?
Where Are All The Boxes?
It was a few hours that the employees at Make A Change couldn’t find the boxes they needed in order to pack up for the big move. Then they walked past Devon’s cubicle… apparently he wasn’t too thrilled about the move.
Smart Or What?
Most of us are burdened with a job that takes up most of our day, leaving us little time to do the things that we love to do. This man has clearly found a way to balance the two, only he has to do it on the down-low… literally.
When You Find A New Job
It’s hard for all of us to say goodbye to the people we love, and sometimes we can’t find the right way to say it. When this happens, you can always get a cake and write exactly how you’re feeling.
These Guys Get It
Have you ever heard of bouncing ideas off of one-another? Well, these guys definitely understand that and do it on a frequent basis. Having a couple of ping pong paddles and a ball sort of helps the process.
That’s Just Meant
Have you ever wondered why people develop trust issues? This is the exact reason that they do. Although we must admit that it is a very effective method of turning your office into a healthy-eating work space.
Scare Tactics
As someone who suffers from extreme arachnophobia, I can say that this would be the most brutal and epic prank ever. Whoever thought of this is a dark-minded genius.
Grounded At Work
The boss said that he wanted ideas that were more down-to-earth, so Samuel took matters into his own hands. What a great employee, Samuel is.
Wait Till He Sits Down
The morning is such a sensitive time. Most folks aren’t morning people, so they enjoy getting a cup of coffee and enjoying some peace and quiet. All of that lasts until they sit down.
No Large Jobs
Rules are rules, and there’s no way around them. That is unless you’re a smartass who thinks outside of the box and is ready to make the whole office burst into laughter. You don’t need an online degree in printing to pull this off, just a great sense of humor.
Non-Conformist
When Philip realized that everyone was talking about the latest computers and technology, he wanted to hold onto his uniqueness. So he went out and picked up a typewriter for himself. He stood out for an entire 2 days, before his boss ordered him to get a laptop or get out.
She Came To Work
You know, there’s the old saying, “Get up, dress up, and show up.” Well Katy did all three of these things, but then she fell back on the “get up” part.
It Grew Overnight
What answers did his colleagues give him? They simply told him that the moisture in the room probably caused these little buddings to grow. It was the last time that he left work early.
In-N-Out Productivity
The company was doing a pitch to In-n-Out, a huge fast-food franchise. They needed to make an impression on the massive company; something that would stand out from other companies pitching. Alex had an idea.
What Friends Are For
When you’re in the office and you have a video interview with nothing to wear. Friends will always be there to come to the rescue. This guy could probably get an online degree, or even become an online professor.
Professional Document
If anyone had any question as to what Lucas was doing, there was a way they could know for sure. All they needed to do was go around and take a peek at his screen.
Crappy Job
Guys, not every job is going to feel like a hobby. In fact some jobs are going to be bad, and others will be even worse. Some jobs are just plain crappy.
This Is Just Terrible
Have you ever done this to someone? Has someone ever done this to you? This is really evil, but we have to admit that it is quite funny.
Would You?
There are many places I would be more than happy to have my own office. But when Terry was so adamant about getting her own office space, this was the only spot left in the building. Would you work here?
Keep It Positive
Sighing sort of feels like a relief to the one who does it, but it’s actually kind of annoying. What makes it really annoying is that after one person sighs, other people start doing it too. Let’s just admit that sighing out loud is just trying to get attention.
Game Of Thrones
When you’re an IT expert and you managed to get yourself an online degree, there are so many things you could do with your time. It also helps if you love Game of Thrones and you have an abundance of computer equipment.
Disaster Waiting
This is a lesson to people who swing open doors carelessly. Nobody likes it when someone does that, or when they slam doors for that matter. But this might have the opposite effect on the unsuspecting workers sitting at their desks.