Online Degree Job
What jobs can you get by attaining an online degree? Well, the answer is many jobs, and one of them just happens to be “elastic-solar-system-builder”. The job is self-created, but it takes someone else to get you fired from it.
Parking Ticket
Jerry thought it was a nice gesture to give a matchbox car as a gift to one of his colleagues. He must have put it in the spot where she eats her morning cereal, because when he came back to check on it, he found it with a parking ticket.