Death Before Dishonor
What on Earth is a “dishouner”? I’ve certainly never heard of it, but it sounds pretty bad – so bad that you’d rather die before having any of it.
Too Literal
The tattoo artist asked the new customer what tattoo he wanted, so the customer told him. “I want ‘regret’ in Chinese.” The artist asked him to write it down on a piece of paper, so he did.