Gutter Kitty
Since you’re already up there, you might as well clean the gutters? Right? Those are a pain in the butt to clean so…. No? I won’t drag you to the veterinarian if you just do this one little favor! You think it’ll work? Yeah, we don’t think so either.
I Feel Fine, Officer
Just what kind of shenanigans did this cat get up to last night? Someone get him a breathalyzer! On the other hand, he does look super peaceful so there’s no rush. And no loud noises, please!