Grandpa Finally Died
Ouch! That’s certainly one way to approach your garage sale. You might have lost your family member, but that’s no reason to be upset. He’s finally gone, so you can earn some money by selling his things. That’s a little hurtful.
Exotic Herbs
Whoever made this sign has the right idea. If you’re notorious for having weeds in the yard, don’t even admit that’s what they are. Instead, you can rebrand them to be exotic herbs. No one will ever know the difference!
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